Willow’s The Snowman Has a Bigger Dick Phone Sex

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

You really do have some audacity. To bring that pathetic excuse for a penis around me. You had to have know that I would laugh and make fun of it. How could I not. A snowman has a bigger dick than you! And he doesn’t even have one. Therefore you have less than a penis. It’s like you are in the negative, less than zero in the cock department. How is that even possible?

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Alyssa’s Small Business Saturday Phone Sex

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 202

It’s Small Business Saturday and your tiny penis is not invited. Haha. I do love helping small businesses but small penises are a totally different matter. I do not have time for your small cock. It isn’t even worth trying to fuck. I mean, it looks like a tiny worm. I would laugh at it but I don’t even want to waste the energy.

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Vanessa and the Whining Loser Phone Sex

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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, ext. 232

You seriously are pathetic. The way you blather on about how your wife doesn’t respect or appreciate you… What exactly is she supposed to appreciate? The fact that you spend endless hours wanking off to other women and porn? Should she appreciate your less than average penis? Or perhaps your lackluster skills in the bedroom? Your out of shape body?

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Alyssa Says Your Dick Is Too Small Phone Sex

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ALYSSA 1-844-332-2639, ext. 202

I can’t believe your dick is so small. I mean, I am a little girl and very petite. I have a tiny little pussy but your dick is even too small for me. I can’t be wasting my time on that kind of disappointment!

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Morgan’s These Boots are made for Stomping Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, extension 236

I love my Luchesses. I wear them all of the time. I always feel kick ass in my cowboy boots. So, when I see that little dick of yours, I just have to stomp it. Hearing you wince and groan in just makes me laugh. A little boot stomping is exactly what you need.

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Morgan Stomping Your Tiny Cock and Balls Phone Sex

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MORGAN 1-844-332-2639, Extension 236

OMG, that thing is so little, I couldn’t even use it for bait when I go fishing. I mean seriously? The fish wouldn’t even bite on that little thang.  You should be so embarrassed that you got totally left out when they were handing out dicks. Were you absent that day? LOL.

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Willow’s Laughing At Your Tiny Dick Phone Sex

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WILLOW 1-844-332-2639, ext. 230

OMG, that thing is so fucking tiny. How could you even fuck a girl? Not that any girl would ever fuck you… Hot girls have no time for tiny cocks. Beautiful girls only deal with studs – studs with big swinging dicks.

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Vanessa’s Outing the Little Dicked Loser Phone Sex

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VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232

That little idiot just kept hounding me and texting me pictures of his teeny little weenie. I really didn’t want to see that pathetic little wrinkled little thing. I actually showed the pics to a few of my friends. We all sat around laughing hysterically at that poor excuse for a cock.

I then decided to post some the pics online. I even found a website where I could out this little dicked loser to the world. I felt the need for everyone to be aware of this pathetic little pencil-dick loser. This was going to be so much fun.

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Vanessa and the Pathetic Little Pecker Phone Sex

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MISTRESS VANESSA 1-844-332-2639, extension 232

You asked for my help. You wanted to be able to somehow make your wife cum. But when you sent me that photograph, I must admit i burst out laughing. What a miserable little button of a penis. In fact, I’m not sure if in all fairness, one could refer to that shriveled up little pecker as an actual penis.

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