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Felicity

Felicity
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You’ve clicked on my profile to learn a little more about the woman who will soon be controlling your pathetic life. I’m Felicity! Thirty-three-year-old mother, wife and new owner of your pathetic, little cock.

I’m sure you are used to women laughing hysterically when you drop your pants, and that tiny little button pokes out at them, but they try to hide it don’t they? They try to spare your feelings and ensure you that ‘size doesn’t matter.’ Well guess what Loser, Size does fucking matter, and I don’t give a fuck about your feelings.

You’re Practically Useless

We both are fully aware that your cock would never satisfy me and in turn, that means you’d have to earn the right to serve my luscious body. How would you earn that gift, you wonder? By spoiling me with your wallet and providing me with big, full belly laughs over the sad stories you have to tell me about your life long history of displeasing women. I know you have a million of those to share with me. So many women whom you fooled into thinking you were a man. You won’t fool me, you slimy idiot. I already know what you are.

My time is precious, and if I’m going to waste it with a sad, excuse of a man like you, I pray for your sake you’ll make it fun for me. I want to see you squirm under my married stilettos as I stomp you into the ground. Poor little pencil dick, can you even do that well?

The true scum of the earth knows they need to be humiliated and degraded.

I take pleasure in keeping the scum in its place. We can’t go around upsetting the balance of mother earth now, can we? In conclusion, if you can find your balls, pick them up and dial my number. We’ll have so much fun smearing your name and dick, through the mud.

Let Felicity take care of your cock and wallet, you won’t be disappointed.

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