Let Me Have a Good Laugh with SPH

Sex Kitten Lyric === > 1-844-332-2639 ext 247

It seems that when I need a really good laugh I get the right kind of calls.  One of the calls I just did the other day was a small penis humiliation phonesex call.  This is one call that will always put a smile on my face and give me a good laugh.

So one of the first things that I made him do is to measure his tiny little dick so I can see what I’m dealing with.  We all know I do not deal well with any thing that is too small ~LOL~ So I had him pull out his ruler to measure that tiny little dick and I mean it was so tiny I had to pull out my magnifying glass.

It is so pathetic it only measures 2 inches rock hard~LOL~

His balls were the size of 2 little itty bitty peanuts, nothing a woman would ever be satisfied with and that is for sure.  I made him shave himself bald for me so his tiny dick and balls would not get lost in that jungle of his.

Then, I told him that the only thing he would be good for is to clean me out after I had been fucked over and over again by some real men.   I leaned down and whispered in his ear “Guess what lil pindick, you’re in luck.  I was just filled up by a big cock after partying all night and I need you to clean me up.”  And yes, I will make you pay the loser pindick tax since it’s so pathetically small.

Want to fuck around and play?  I will make fun of your lil pindick any day 😉

Call me, your only and only sex kitten, Lyric ===> 1-844-332-2639 EXT 247

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